That’s right, everyone! Our favorite racially-ambiguous white boy has officially affiliated with the D9! Now, if only we can get Robin Thicke to pledge…black people wouldn’t have anything to complain about anymore.
Justin Timberlake has expressed his love for African-American culture since his “Tearin’ Up My Heart” days. He publicly announced his crush on immortal Halle Berry, and also embraced his not-so-caucasian roots…from the scalp.
I bet you’re wondering, “How does JT fit in with the nasty men of Omega Psi Phi?” Well, he was actually a perfect fit.
First and foremost, JT has always believed that “Friendship is essential to the soul,” and created some of the ’90s and early ’00s best hits with his line brothers of *NSYNC.
He also believes in expressing his true manhood and persevering in whatever he does, like releasing some of our generation’s most inspiring and timeless albums, such as Justified and FutureSex/LoveSounds.
And last, but most importantly, he can get down to “Atomic Dog”.
Congrats, Justin Timberlake on unifying two cultures. We and white people are so proud of you. So, so proud.